Everything happens to me

Chet Baker sings "Everything happens to me":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI61fb4C9Sw

Everything Happens to Me
Words & Music by Tom Adair & Matt Dennis
Recorded by Frank Sinatra, 1940

Melody:

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I make a date for golf, and you can bet your life it rains;

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I try to give a party, and the guy upstairs complains.

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I guess I'll go thru life just catching colds and missing trains

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Ev'rything happens to me.

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I never miss a thing I've had the measles and the mumps,

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And ev'rytime I play an ace, my partner always trumps.

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I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps

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Ev'rything happens to me.

Bridge:

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At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me,

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That love would turn the trick to end despair;

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But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me

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I've mortgaged all my castles in the air

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I've telegraphed and phoned, and sent an airmail special, too;

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Your answer was "Good bye" and there was even postage due.

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I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you

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Ev'rything happens to me,

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Ev'rything happens to me.